How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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