Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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