I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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