white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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