Fuck appropriateness.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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