tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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