the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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