Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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