Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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