How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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