OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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