Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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