What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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