found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Ladies don't puke and tell
i think im in europe. pls send help
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize