I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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