We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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