Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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