I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
i think my cat just said my name.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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