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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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