i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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