That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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