i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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