this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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