Say something about gay babies.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize