Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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