He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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