I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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I wish there were birth control emojis
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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