I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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