can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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