So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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