quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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