I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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