you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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