I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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