Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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