your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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