Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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