he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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