Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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