You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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