Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I just blew my weed a kiss
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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