He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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