I wish I could punch you in the face.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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