Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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