Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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