i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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