is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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