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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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I have already put on my inside pants.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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