Will you blow on my dice?
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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