if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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